Time whizzes by and I, I write of glimpses I steal

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Wrestling pigs

You: Blah blah blah!!!! I am right!
Me: Sorry. That didn't sound logical. Could you explain?
You: You think one way; I think another way
Me: True. But it still doesn't make sense. Not all truths are equally true, you know
You: You are being impractical
Me: Sure, I am still in university. And yes I read books. Still, I don't think pragmatism changes anything in our blah! blah!
You: BLAH BLAH BLAH!!! YOU ARE WRONG!!!!!
Me: OK. Let's not argue. Forget about it. Let's just watch TV
You: I WON!!!! I WON!!! I AM A BRILLIANT THINKER WITH PROFOUND IDEAS THAT NO ONE IS ABLE TO CONTEST. [in a Stewie from Family Guy voice]I LOOK BRILLIANT, DON'T I? I DO! I DO!

No comments: