*Red carpet. Stage. Blinding lights. (Imagine Oscars). Dressed in tux clutching the 'ONE YEAR' trophy in one hand and my speech (written by a jobless student) in the other*
Me: Ladies and Gentlemen! I am so honoured to be among you with this award. This means a lot to me.*Choking with tears*
*Takes a spotless white kerchief from an inner pocket and dabs at the face - feelings maaa!*
Me: I have enjoyed writing in this blogsite and I can't tell you how proud I am that somebody, other than my dad and the friend I bribe chocolates to keep visiting my blog, actually reads them.
*Joke! Can also be considered as being modest*
*Camera pans to crowd where three people are seated, two of them ogling... the third*
Crowd: deafening applause. (remember two is company...three is a crowd. well! I take my sayings seriously)
*Camera pans back to the stage where I am still standing, furiously turning the paper. The egghead speech writer has forgotten the 'I wish to thank so and so and so on' part*
Me: I don't know how many people I should be thanking today. Thank you all of you who think I owe you thanks. I declare to my faithful readership that I'll continue to blog as long as I have you people to support me and entertain, educate, enlighten and eradicate you with this blog (never mind the flow).
*Raising the li'l statuette like it was a tea-cup or a wine glass*
Me: To more years of blogging
Crowd*gasps*: Oh! No!!!!!
*The crowd becomes company and then becomes solitary and ends up as nothing*
*curtains*
5 comments:
Congratulations... or as they say in Punjabi... O badhaiyaan badhaaiyaan
Thanks Nirav.
That was fun. You must write more posts like this. You have a flair for the comic turn.
Yup! It was fun. Felt I was writing abt serious stuff for the last few posts that i need to take a break and indulge in some frivolity. Glad u found them in good taste ( i wasn't so sure)
haha. keep writing.
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