Friendship: For sale

In the spirit of this fine post by Lalita, I wanted to add some amusing matrimonial ads. But I wasn't going to risk my friends seeing me browse through the matrimonials. Already I get ribbed enough for believing that 25 is not too soon to marry (Oops! Did I say that aloud?). Instead came across these in Rediff Classifieds. Apparently these people were looking for friendship. The ads range from the comical to 'Oh my God! I want to kill myself'.

Looking a Cute Beutiful Girl friend
My Name is Aamir khan. I am 21 Year Old. I am a Commarce Graduate. My Colour is Fare. My Hight is 5 ft.11cm.

Just because you have a name like Aamir Khan doesn't make girls swoon over you. Not with that English, anyway.

looking 4a life partner age40-45
male same as above
loving partner

And they say India is not a progressive country. See how we have an ad for a gay partner in Rediff. Or is it just bad writing.

looking handsam&sexy

I am sure you are.

i am from 21 year old and i blived in simple living and high thinking.

Simple living and high thinking. Where have I heard that one before.

I m a fun loving person, always want to meet new person it is who so ever.

And that would mean? (Lalita! This is a cryptic crossword puzzle. A gazillion dollars if you break it)

lookin 4frndship than can do all

Friendship does do all.

looking for human beings.

And I thought they were involved in an illegal trade of exotic animals.

32,Male, Copy / Script / Jingle Writer.Written 2 buks. Copywriter 4 Archies, Marks Cards, 2nd Buk Published.

I would hate to read that 'buk'.

Looking for N.babu from coimbatore

Hello! That's lost and found.

My friends calling ne Vinu I am seeking 4 good frnds.

Oops! Sorry. You were the fifth respondent. Better luck next time.